Selections from "He's Just Not That Into You"

The following are excerpts taken from the little mini-book, "He's Just Not That Into You" -- some of them are funny, some of them reflect my own experiences, some are what I'd like my dearest girlfriends to realize, and some are ridiculously unrealistic. But I get a kick out of them nonetheless!

And yes, I know many super-nice guys who have been hurt by women who've done some of these things below... I know it goes both ways. But hey, I can't help if I am a girl and this book was written for women about men!

Having said that, at the moment I am quite happy and have no reason to read the book other than trying to find a piece of advice to pass on... or a funny anecdote anyways... :P


Here are my top 15 selections:

1. We are all beautiful, smart, funny women, and we shouldn't be wasting our time figuring out why a guy isn't calling us.

2. A man would rather be trampled by elephants that are on fire than tell you that he's just not that into you.

3. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do the same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disappointing you.

4. There are ways to travel and be in a relationship, and there are ways to travel and make sure you stay out of one. The easy way to know the difference is if the guy tells you all the time how bummed he is that he has to keep leaving you. If he is not making a serious effort to make sure that while he's out of town you don't go out and find someone else, then I think you've just boarded the he's-just-not-that-into-you jet. Buckle up.

5. Better than nothing is not good enough for you!

6. There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he's your boyfriend.

7. Your lost self-esteem may take longer to find than a new boyfriend, so prioritize accordingly.

8. Drinking and drug use are not a path to one's innermost feelings. Otherwise people wouldn't smash empty beer cans against their skulls or stick their fingers in fire to see if they can feel anything.

9. He's just not that into you if he doesn't want to marry you. Loves cures commitment-phobia.

10. Don't spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.

11. One hundred percent of the guys polled told us they would have no problem marrying a woman whom they were positive was the love of their life. One man answered, "What kind of knucklehead has a problem marrying the love of his life?"

12. A guy says he doesn't want to be with you. Sometimes that guy realizes he's made the biggest mistake of his life. And then sometimes he doesn't. Either way, either way, your only job is to move on with your life, and fast.

13. There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

14. The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.

15. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve.